Mod The Sims - Salty Loading Screen Tips the Third

Do you have ANY idea how LONG it took me to update all my mods, EA?! A CURSE ON YOU AND YOUR COW!
Oooh, gnomes! I always wanted to adopt a Dobby.
You SHALL go to the ball! So long as you don't get stuck in an infinite loading screen.
Dear Father Winter, please bring me a stable version of The Sims 4. What do you mean you can't? ... I knew you didn't exist.
Please don't crash. Please don't crash. Please don't crash...
A Burglar sneaks with quiet grace, so DECK HIS ass! Put him in his place!
You know that happy music string that plays when you load into a household? It's actually EA celebrating the game didn't crap itself.
Huh. I think no one's home. (Opens up Wicked Whi-) AAAAAH WHAT?!
You're a 'Simfluencer?' Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. *Touches knee*
No! I didn't have time to YARR HARR HARR at someone! THIS HOLIDAY IS RUINED! MY LIFE IS OVER!
Confronted the Burglar and they just don't care? Shift+Click+Delete, 'til nothing is there!
That wasn't very cash Simoleon of you.
Doomscrolling? In the perfect Sims 4 universe? The worst you can see is another pack announcement.
Oh my goodness... I'm actually having a tiny bit of fun! Hey, everyone! Come quick, I'm-! *Game crashes*
Is it a bird? IS IT A PLANE?! Oh no, wait, it is a bird. From the N64.
Is it a burglar? Or someone sexy cosplaying AS a burglar...?
Why do townies do pushups anywhere but the gym?
Get in, loser! We're going nowhere because there's STILL NO CARS in this game.
Wait, the DLCs all together cost HOW MUCH?! No wonder only Sims can afford houses.
Is there a Scenario for taking out a loan to buy all the DLC then avoiding EA loan sharks since you're now broke? No?
Hey. It's going to be okay. We have a community board.
New royal pack? This game does deserve the royal treatment! A royal flush!
Playing as royalty? So what comes first? The Woohoo scandals or selling candles and jam that no one will buy?
Where is the 'End Me Now' option on the pie menu?
I'm off to Batuu. "Beam me up, Scotty." Wait, wrong Sci-Fi.
ANOTHER 2D destination world? Flat Earthers, rejoice!
/Sarcastic Emotion
Death is my homeboy.
You reap what you Sim.
STOP BREAKING MY FREAKING MODS! FIRBY NURBS!!
Kiss thy ring. *Holds out hand*
Dag dag. DAG DAG. I SAID DAG DA- *Deletes Townie*
Fairies are here? BEEYATCH, GIVE ME BACK MY TEETH!
Hold on, I gotta do a 'stolen land' acknowledgement first- *Bulldozes*
Sims 4 taught me to avoid bushes. You never know who's in there.
Not today, Death!
Social Bunny? I'm more of an anti-social skunk.
I only play for the Build Mode, I swear!
Hello, Paranormal Investigator? Can you exorcise ghosts in the game code? WAIT DON'T HANG UP-
Become a landlord! Eavesdrop on your tenants then have them revolt and set your property on fire! Well, that's what I did.
Why am I practicing my 'Sorry for your Loss' face? Oh, no reason... (Places Cowplant.)
EA just got bought out by Saudi Arabia? YES MY WALLET IS SAVED!- I mean- Oh noooooo...
Be back soon babe, just going for a drive. (Sits in modded car object and makes loud car noises.)
Winter is coming- we're not doing that anymore? Sorry, let me change that. Expansion Pack is coming.
Would you care to dance, Mr Darcy? Then you can come visit my exquisite new tea room filled with cakes and little pots of death.
A date? In this economy? I'd be lucky to take home an eggplant.
Is this... an infinite loading screen? *Squints eyes*
The scandal? I just found out the royal family loves... *whispers* Hawaiian pizza. Oh! THE SHAME!
The new Royalty pack just dropped! *Queen's Wave*
What do you mean there's no PTO when reaping souls?!
Can we all agree that liking Townie wear should be classed as a fetish at this point?
You think someone would have told the homeless that selling frogs will buy them that luxury condo by now.

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