Granted, but now he pees everywhere

I wish the price of gas would drop

Granted but it will just go up in time for the next holiday, and the next, and the next...

I wish people that smoke in their car actually use the ash tray IN THEIR CAR instead of treating the earth as their personal ash tray

granted, but now they litter twice as much

I wish the stupid "N" key on my laptop will stop sticking

Granted, but now all the vowels will stick =)

I wish there were pianos in ts3

granted, but they don't work...and the patch to fix it won't come out till 2012 ;D

I wish I could go to sleep!

Granted but you would have endless nightmares.

I WISH MICHAEL JACKSON DIDN'T DIE!

granted, but he went into hiding instead

I wish I could get a pedicure

ok.. but u will break all ur nails within 3 hours

I wish I could get some sleef

Granted, but it's permanent. And now you're dead.

I wish I was a Space Pony

Granted, but everyone els will be a Space Unicorn..

I wish I haven't broke my hand 4 days ago -.-

granted, but you broke your leg instead

I wish cookies didn't taste so good at 1:30am

Granted, but now you're addicted to cookies and they taste like moldy poo so they make you sick and you die.

I wish I was a Space UNICORN!

ok but I will be the Space headless horsegirl and I'm coming to get you !



I wish I have more wish's

Granted, but they would be really amazing but never be granted.

I wish the world and everyone could just lurv~ =D

Granted.... but you're banned for still being awake!

I wish I had a better graphics card.

granted but you have to downgrade your RAM to 200mb

I wish the sims 3 was more appealing to play =/

Granted, but only one computer in the world can run it and you don't own it.

I wish I were a fairy

LOL!

anyhoos, granted but you have no wings or magical powers. Only long flowing hair.

I wish car insurance was free

Granted, but your car will be totaled and your insurance won't cover it!

I wish I didn't have to get up so early!

Granted! You never have to get up again, because you're dead.

I wish that if I wished for something, I'd actually get it.

Granted, but instead someone close would die each time you make one wish.

I wish I was Queen of all men, and they had to listen to me >=D

Granted. They would listen, but they wouldn't do anything you tell them too.

I wish someone would host a Sims next Top Model.

(I thought there was already one?)
Granted, but your application doesn't qualify.

I wish I was married.

Granted but your partner is horrible you wish you were divorced

I wish I could play electic guitar

Granted but you can neverrrrr find a working outlet.

I wish I had abs of steel