Granted, but taxes take 99.9% of it.

I wish my RPing buddies stop having a life and come back to RP.

Granted, but they will hate you for taking away their life.

I wish I was in front of the thrusting dragon. KIDDING!!

I wish my cat would stop being so happy, it's bugging me.

Granted, but now it's really sad and hides in a corner because it doesn't want any human contact.

I wish I was going out for dinner.

Eh, she usually does hide in the corner and loathes human contact.

Granted, but it is your most hated food!

I wish I didn't have a stomach ache, and that my whole body would quit hurting.

Granted,but you will have no food for a day x) I wish I could stay up much much longer

Granted, but you'll get in trouble for being up so late.

I wish summer would never end.

Granted but you can't swim
I wish I could eat some Dorito's xD

Granted, but I get half the bag.

I wish I had a slice of Turtle Pie. =[

Granted but it keeps dissapearing just before you can eat it *evil laugh*

I wish I had already done this theory paper *looks down at theory paper miserably*

Granted, but you'll have 4 more to do afterwards! *derisive, evil laugh*

I wish I had more food in here. That I could eat.

Granted but there is so much that you get burried alive in it
I wish I could go to boarders right now to buy the book I want to

Granted but you'll be caught in a snowstorm on the way home.

I wish my coke wasn't so dusty.

Granted, but it'll just be grimy

I wish people could realize that I'll rule them one day.

Granted, but you won't rule them, but they will think so =]

I wish I had all the Sims 2s and it wouldn't crash.

Granted, but then it freeze and you can't ever get out of it.

I wish I was married (johnny Depp) to a hot (johnny Dep) guy that so happen to be Johnny Depp.

Granted, but his now ex-wife will be furious!

I wish my dad would go back to sleep so I could put the bateries back.

Granted, you will go to sleep but not gain any energy
I wish I knew weather to buy the sims 3

Granted, And the answer is no unless you like unholy surprises.

I wish I had never wasted $50 on TS3

I don't care what that *censored* think! and they ain't married yet!!

Granted, but you find out you should and have no money and the sims you have explodes.

I wish I was Johnny Depps mistress (I'm getting a little uncreative =P)

( you beat me, but my answer still kind of applies)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Granted, but he will loathe you.

I wish dad would go backk to sleep!!!! now i have to wait for him to go to work, sigh.

Granted but you find out that he is actually really mean and horrible.
I wish sims 3 wasn't as bad as you all say it is

Rachel, I already knew that. =[

Granted, but it is worse.

no wish?

I wish I could trap Johnny Depp by having him's babehs and we fall in lurv~

OOPS! Sorry bout the no wish!

Granted, but it is unrequited. =]

I wish i could type quieter.

God you're obsessed! Granted but you instantly stop loving him.

I wish I understood why you are so obsessed with Johnny Depp