Granted, but to everyone tis still a mystery!

I wish I could type quieter.

Granted but you get a horrible keyboard with sticky buttons like mine

I wish my computer keyboard was better

Granted, but it is stilla bit sticky.

I wish I wasn't tired, and that it wasn't 4:39 in the morning *huge yawn*

granted, but your now sleepy, and it's 6:40 a.m (my time >=D)

I wish I didn't fear being in a relationship

Granted, but the first relationsip will make you fear again.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

cause he's so freakin sexy! Have you not seen ANYTHING he's been in? haha So hot

I wish I had an HDTV

man that was sooooo late

Uh.

Gangreless, who?

Granted, but it's a bit bad sounded.

I wish dad was asleep!!!!!!

Granted but it is 4:40 in the morning instead and you aren't tired but you still keep yawning.

I wish time would go slower

Granted, but now I loathe you.

I wish time would go faster!!!!!!

Granted but now I lothe you too

I wish time would go at normal speed so then we wouldn't lothe eachother

Granted, and now I like you ^.^
I wish those candies would stop looking so yummy *licks lips, looks at Rachel's icon*

granted but they still taste yummy and I just eated them all HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!

I wish my dad would stop nagging me to come off the computer

Granted, but he'll nag you about everything else.

I still wish dad would go to work or bed.

Granted but he never comes back
I wish I didn't have to do anything today

YAY NO MORE DAD YELLING ABOUT MOVING US INTO A TENT!!!!!! TY!

Granted, but tomorrow you have to do everything you missed.

I wish I had chores.

Granted but you have so many that you explode
I wish you hadn't exploded from your chores

Granted, and now everyone is happy.

I wish nobody under 18 ever had chores again!

Granted but all the mums of the world attack you
I wish I wasn't so hungry

Granted, but now you have DIARRHEA~

I wish I could have a fairy that granted infinity untwisted wishes

granted but they are all failed like the ones in this thread
I wish i had a fairy that granted infinity wishes properly without failing them

Hey, I said untwisted! Failing is twisting them!

Granted, and you get everything you wish for, but everyone you know and love die with every wish made.

I wish I was preggo with Johnny Depp's babeh!

Granted but the baby dies (harsh I know but I am in a bad mood)

I wish you weren't soooooooo obsessed with Johnny Depp cause it is starting to get on my nerves

Granted, but I actually start to date then marry him and it's just normal love and not an obsession.

I wish pie tasted as good as it looked. (I love the look of pie, but Its disgusting to me)

granted but now it looks horrible and you don't want to eat it anymore
I wish it was lunchtime already

Granted, but the lunch is cold and it has pubic hair and something moving in it.
Meanwhile, laughing hysterically.
I wish I had a ice cream cone, preferably vanilla/chocolate