Granted but you get bored with everything

I wish that my arm and back didnt hurt

Granted, but now everything else hurts and your heart can't take the pain and you die. :cylon:

I wish I had more heels that I loved and fit me forever and were cheap and never got ruined.

Granted but your step on a doggy present and you stop wearing them

I wish my grandmother's dog wasnt so spoiled

Granted, but it is now angry for making you stop your grandma from spoiling it.

I wish that you hadn't disobeyed my request, as I said Never Got Ruined. LL

Granted but now I obey everything you say and make your life hell

I wish that this frozen-pickel-juice wasnt frozen

Granted, but it's disgusting.

And ew!!

I wish...I wish Paris Hilton wasn't the dumbest blonde in the world.

Granted but now you become both magerly blonde and the dumbest blondie too

I wish my mouse would work, but i dont mind it being stolen...XD

Granted, but you sleep-walked and threw it in the trash and the trash was taken out before you woke up and the garbage truck was loooooooong gone, too.

I wish that I could lay down comfortable

HAY that is perfectly fine for me cause that is what im about to do... but not be so gentle about it

Granted but you fall asleep and have a bad nightmare

I wish that I didnt have to get up frome my chair

Granted, but you can never leave it again and will not be permited to use the toilet, you must use your pants and your mother will only bring you food if she wishes to.

I wish that I didn't have bad nightmares.

Granted but now you will be stuck in dream land with a group of bitchy-preps

No wish?

Dangit

I wish that this mouse wasnt so distracting!

Granted, but it is now glued to your hand.

I wish that I had Apartment Life and it would never crash my game and I'd love it forever and it wouldn't break.

granted but now you are obbessed with it and you get glue to the screen and loss your sight:[

I wish that I could see more stars outside!

Granted, but it becomes cloudy soon after.

I wish it was dark outside...

Granted but the city lights get too bright

I wish that I could drive my golf-cart without driveing crazy

Granted, but you'll be stared at for suddenly driving well.

I wish that my parents weren't fighting...

Granted but your father does sometin mean

I wish I could go to louisisana to visit my greatx7 grandfathers grave

Granted, but you will see his ghost and join him right there in the graveyard.

I wish I could meet my grandmother and grandfather.

AWESOME!! Then i wouldnt have to worry about my mother's desire to get me from going to college

Granted but they would notice you

I wish I could slap the heck out of my stupid birth-father

Granted, but he'll BEAT you back.

I wish that my parents liked me, even a bit. But nooo they love the 5 year old who pees on chairs.

granted but they get overly posesive of you

I wish that I could see a mustang

Granted, but...It runs you over.

I wish I had more coke.

Granted, but your teeth all fall out in advance.

I wish I could diet but still eat cake.