Granted, but it sucks.

I could date a bisexual guy

Granted, but he turns gay halfway through the relationship.

I wish that I knew what to do for Chapter 6 of my story...

Granted, but now I get to write it :P

I wish you'd get the next chapter up

Granted, but every computer you touch to read it explodes, and when you finally manage to see it, it's finished and every copy is destroyed.

I wish I can stop being lazy and draw the first page to my comic already.

Granted, but the comic stinks

I wish that dragon would stop giving my fiancee ideas...

Granted, but he act's on them instead.

I wish I can find the flaw in me that makes my men look like women when I draw them.

Granted, but the flaw ruins your confidence cuz it'll never ever be fixed.

I wish that I had a radio...That wasn't defective, would not explode, and does not EVER get ruined and can play anything I want it to.

Granted, but it play's with just a thought from you, and each time you listen to something, you and anyone you love looses a year from their life.

I wish JTHM would have more chapters.

God, you're creative.

Granted, but they disappear everytime you try to read them!

I wish Cass would get more chapters, again, sigh.

Granted but they are all made of fail.

I wish I didn't have to get up to turn my air conditioner off.

Granted, but you get a remote instead and you have to get up to get batteries, so you have to get up anyway.

I wish I had a cup of tea.

Granted but it's compost tea and therefore tastes like actual shit... plus it burns your tongue.

I wish my remote would stop falling on the floor.

Granted but now its super glued to your hand.

I wish it was Saturday.

Granted, but it's the same time it is now, (Eleven for you?) if not, then you sleep through the whole day.

I wish I had larger paper and a bigger scanner.r

Granted, but they explode when you touch them and you die. -evil smirk-

I wish that my stomach would stop turning.

Granted, but your fiancee finds out your pregnant XD

I wish I could live in Candyland.

Grantes, but your tummy gets all upset from the candy.

I wish I hadn't made a typo I'm too lazy to fix.

Granted, but now everything else is a typo!

I wish I had more cola, and I was not being crushed by too much, and it was very tasty, and nothing was wrong with it, and I would not have a caffiene crash, and nothing bad would happen at all.
Find a loophole through that, HAH!

Granted, but your feeling so good from having your wish fulfilled and untampered with, you give it to your father, then get angry because you can no longer wish for more cola or even buy any anymore.

I wish I could draw my 'family' portrait of my Fan fiction characters.

Granted but they are all made of fail and therefore suck.

I wish that hot guy that hit on me last week had been at the bar last night.

DAMN YOU ELICE!!
*sigh*
Oho, wait!!
My dad drinks nothing but beer, milk, juice, and occasionally kool-aid, him and my mother loathe soda and drink it only when necessary so ha-ha-he-HA!

Granted, but he was drunk.

I wish there was more food here that wasn't bad.

Granted but it will get attacked by hungry monky that will leave nothing but a mess behind..

I wish that bee didn't stung me on my way home today -.-

cassslas1996, that only means you wasted it by giving it to him, because he probably just poured it out.

Granted, but it stings you at your house.

I wish that I was able to granted wishes, even my own, and I can twist them or untwist them.

Granted, but now theres an untwistable twist that re-writes that wish.

I wish that I wasn't too lazy to write Chapter 10.

Granted but your computer crashes or you spill water on the paper.

I wish that I had a Snapple right now :p