Granted, but it's no longer the best stuff on earth, it's the worst.

I wish that I could stop watching the Real Housewives. It's like a train wreck. Hilarious, but you know you shouldn't be perpetuating the stereotype that train wrecks are entertaining by watching them.

Granted but now you can't watch TV altogether

I wish I was richer

Granted, but all your money gets robbed and you live on the streets and die alone and sad and diseased.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy.

Granted, but now you have all the energy and will to do stuff in the world... but there's nothing to do.

I wish we'd had better garlic bread for dinner.

Granted, you have the garlic bread, and for dinner, but no ones a loud to eat it, and it's laced with poison because it's for show and the poison makes it look pretty.

I wish I wasn't so sexy (jk)

Granted, but now you are the fattest teenage girl in the world.

I wish that there wasn't hair or anything else grimy and unsavory in my coke..

Granted, but you have a cheap brand so even though it's purly clean, it taste like a sewage.

I wish I didn't have writers/artist block

Granted, but now your writing sucks, so you kill yourself and now you're dead.

I wish I'd had the nerve to give my number to the guitarist at the party tonight.

Granted but he turns out to be an axe murderer.

I wish I could get some sleep.

granted but u never wake up

I wish it was September so I can start going to high school (gets hyperly excited)

I always get the cheap brand of coke, Elice.

Granted, but high school sucks.

I wish that this year was over so I can go to high school in 2010.

Granted but you will be one of those "non-cool-persons" that keeps getting Humilliated.

I wish it was Monday so that I can go on vacation for 2 weeks ^^

I'm already humiliated. :p

Granted but your vacation sucks.

I wish it was August 20th so school would start.

Your school starts on August 20th?!?!?! :WTF:!

Granted, but there will be a storm on that day and you will hate your first day of school

I wish I wasn't so far away from my bf =/

Yeah, my school this year starts at 3rd of September! (1st is non pupil day and 2nd is teacher training day)

Granted but he dumps you.

I wish cassie's school started on 3rd of september so she has longer holidays

Granted, but my holidays started in May anyway.

I wish that i had more socks.

Granted but they are man-eating socks that nibble your toes off.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted but its so hot you burn to death
I wish you could grant my wish without spoiling it.

Granted, but now it is too good and you spoil it yourself.

I wish there was more to watch..

Granted, but just as you find something really good to watch, your TV explodes.

I wish that the boy I like would like me back...

Granted, but he then realizes your avatar's mascara has run and dumps you.

I wish that there a Mystery Diagnosis marathon!

*scratches head*

I see Beata found my sparkly rainbow toe socks avatar

Granted but you get totally sick of the show and its THE ONLY THING ON FOREVER!

I wish it was ten years earlier and I know what I know now

Granted,but you know no one you actually knew 10 years earlier.

I wish I could date Emmett Cullen xD