SERIOUSLY?! o.O

Granted, but the cake is spoiled and you can't eat.

I wish everyday was Friday.

Granted,everyday you here the song Friday by Rebecca Black.

mewchigo - that is just cruel! xD

I wish that my ipod would work. yeah yeah yeah i know its like generation 2, but still..... its starting to kerpuzzle!

Granted, but then your headphones break instead.

I wish my Sims 3 game would load faster

Granted, but when it loads, it crashes down.

I wish my sneakers wouldn't hurt my feet so much.

Granted, but now you have no shoes.

I wish I could text telepathically

granted, but you always send them to the wrong address.


I wish I had 100 more dollars

I like that song >

Granted, but they turn out to be counterfeit and you get arrested.

I wish there was no school tomorrow either

Granted,you become retarded.
I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, but now all your friends are sick and they get you sick again.

I wish he liked me back <3

Granted - He likes your back and shows you his whenever you turn around (but you never say a word to each other)

I wish I could stay home tomorrow.

I didn't see that one coming
Granted, but your home is now and igloo in Antarctica so you shall freeze.

I wish he liked my FACE <3

Of course you couldn't see it coming - you're back was turned

Granted, he likes your face but not nearly as much as he likes his own face. He thinks you should like it too. He mails you dozens of head shots and enlists you in his fan club, of which he is president. He flirts and teases every woman who crosses his path as he presses his famous face photo into their hands or slips it in their pocketbooks. He kisses his image in every mirror he passes - several times a day. He greets you with the query, "Aren't I beautiful today?" . He ignores you when he asks you to take him out for dinner because he is more interested in trying to catch his reflection in the silverware. Where every you go together, people ignore you and push you out of the way to stand in front of him and grab his attention. He forgets about you until the last one is gone. You come to despise his face.

I wish my iceburg would break off from Antarctica and sail me to the Caribbean (so I can thaw).

Granted, but the Carribean breaks away from the tectonic plates and sails away too.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but everytime you fly you fly into a building.

I wish i had magic powers

Granted, but every time you use them, it starts a fire nearby.

I wish the weather was sunny

Granted. But you didn't say a specific date, so it'll be below freezing until you're 100 years old and then it'll be sunny but you will die of old age the day before that happens.

I wish I could sleep all day

Granted but you sleep on a bed of nails.

I wish i could cook

Granted, but since you never said you wanted to cook well.......all your food is burnt and horrible and gives everybody food poisoning.

I wish I could paint my nails well

Granted but you never said what u wanted to paint your nails with so you will paint ur nails with acid

You never made a wish....so therefore your wish of nothing is granted and you shall cease to exist.

I wish I had the power to manipulate time (as in stop, re-wind, play, fast-foward, etc) and take people in the time "bubble" with me

Granted but everyone thinks you're a witch and steak your ass and burn you to ashes.

I wish my day had went better.

Granted but you night will be full of spiders and random not nice things lol

I wish i had more money to buy props and clothes and make up for my photography

Granted. You get the money, and buy the props/clothes, but they get stolen by the evil elves who gave you the money.

I wish I hadn't said anything to him....