Granted, but your accent will be so bad that no one understands you

I wish I had a perfect boyfriend.

Granted, but he breaks up with you two days later for another boy.

I wish I was in college already. (will be a high school senior this year)

Granted, but you haven't entered... you're just stood there in a cleaning cupboard.
I wish I had superpowers.

Granted! Enjoy your ability of cleaning toilets 10 percent faster!
I wish that I didn't have my cold (or whatever it is) anymore.

Granted. It is now a worse version of the same cold.
I wish I could see MCR in concert...

Granted. They are now 100 years old

I wish for some bacon to eat

Granted, but there will be liberties taken with the story.

I wish Dana Carvey and I were married.

Granted, but you'll be a rich devil's food cake.

I wish my breasts were bigger.

Granted. They are now too big for you to move or walk.
I wish I could fly.

Granted but you will fall on your face.

I wish I could have perfect teeth

Granted, but the rest of your schedule during the day will go completely bonkers

I wish I was finished with the school year.

Granted! School ends, only to start again the next week.
I wish that all my friends would stay where we live and not have to move!

Granted, but you have no time to sleep (sorry its random)

I wish I had my own tv

Granted, but you can only watch the intermission channel.

I wish I could ride a bicycle.

granted, but you fall head first on the road

I wish I had my own Mr. cupcake
( doggy from Alaska bush people)

Granted, but he has one year to live.

I wish I could eat anything and never gain a pound..

Granted, But you 30 pounds
(get it you said a pound not pounds...)

I wish i could have ice creams

Haha good one!

Granted, but thats all you are allowed to eat for life.

I wish I had a pet..

granted, but she/he starts going to the bathroom on your food and bed
(lol)

I wish the walking dead was on.
(TWD FAN)

Granted, but you can only watch one minute of each episode per day.

I wish... My hair would never get damaged when I lighten it..

granted, but u have A bad hair day
I wish I could be a lawyer lol

Granted, but you lose all your cases.

I wish I could burp glitter xD..

(eww) Granted, but you throw it up

I wish I had a pool

LOL.

Granted, but there's no ladder to get out. (Sim drowning, haha).

I wish I had a tattoo...

granted but