She bribed the DJ with chips and is now only pretending to eat. There are no chips in that bag.

I suspect that, when Andrew paired me up with Chester Gieke a few years ago, he was afraid I might be spending too much time with him, so he suggested I pair up with somebody more my own age. But since Joseph Lambert, the nearest that I have to a SelfSim, is actually a teen himself, it's Chester who is finding himself getting romantically involved with somebody much younger than himself. I don't think he really understands what's happening.


"Why is this boy snuggling up with me in bed?" Chester is still at least half asleep.

Poor Chester lol.