"Alright, whoever doesn't live here is getting sledgehammered off the lot."

The dormies' AI was getting out of control, but I imagine this works IRL as well

"Could you please all stop giving each other pneumonia?!"

To the teens in Thalia:

"Could you all please stop giving each other noogies? I swear the next one who does that is gonna get banished from the lot!"

"Just apologise and say you're sorry.
Even though you think you're right.
Even though you know you're right.
Trust me, it just makes life go much more smoothly.
Just say you're sorry!"

"This is the 3rd time you've come by today. "

In response to a streaker; glad I never went to college.

GO INTO THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!

Splashing in a rainwater puddle during a storm - Really, Silke, do you want to get struck by lightning again?

"If you want him to be an overachiever, the least you could do, would be to help him with his homework when he asks you."

"That is not where you sleep!"
"Get away from that toddler!" There's a root cellar fridge (available here on MTS, I believe) which I have been using in Eden's Land, from which baby bottles are not available. As I have a breast-feeding mod and sims have nowhere to buy groceries this is fine - no bottle litter, no unnecessary drain of food points. But it means toddlers have to be fed in the high chair.

So it is very upsetting to me when a toddler is hungry, the parent puts them in a chair, runs out to the root cellar to get the toddler mush, and a visitor comes along and picks the toddler up out of the high chair! If the mush is set on an empty high chair, it is wasted - it can only be cleaned up, not eaten.

No it's not the Windows blue screen, My Sims 2 often blue screens. search up "sims 2 blue screen" for more details