Ahoy! Arr ya scurvy rats ready for an adventure?! I be Capn' Jaylo of the S.S. Internet, and I heard ye wanted to join my crew![/Pirate accent]

Oh... you didn't? Why am I talking in a funny voice? That wan't even remotely entertaining? Oh.....

Well then let's see if ye can do better eh?
welcome to the group of all things pirate, whether it be dreading the upcoming pirates of the carribean movie, or plotting to loot a thrift store, this is the group for you!

Rules:
- I get all the gold, and you can get all the moldy chests
- My telescope is way bigger than your telescope
- No post on Sundays
- My parrot's name is greg, not Polly, and he finds crackers offensive.

So, why not come on in and introduce ye'self!