"Alright, whoever doesn't live here is getting sledgehammered off the lot."

The dormies' AI was getting out of control, but I imagine this works IRL as well

"Could you please all stop giving each other pneumonia?!"

To the teens in Thalia:

"Could you all please stop giving each other noogies? I swear the next one who does that is gonna get banished from the lot!"

"Just apologise and say you're sorry.
Even though you think you're right.
Even though you know you're right.
Trust me, it just makes life go much more smoothly.
Just say you're sorry!"

"This is the 3rd time you've come by today. "

In response to a streaker; glad I never went to college.

GO INTO THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!

Splashing in a rainwater puddle during a storm - Really, Silke, do you want to get struck by lightning again?

"If you want him to be an overachiever, the least you could do, would be to help him with his homework when he asks you."

"That is not where you sleep!"
"Get away from that toddler!" There's a root cellar fridge (available here on MTS, I believe) which I have been using in Eden's Land, from which baby bottles are not available. As I have a breast-feeding mod and sims have nowhere to buy groceries this is fine - no bottle litter, no unnecessary drain of food points. But it means toddlers have to be fed in the high chair.

So it is very upsetting to me when a toddler is hungry, the parent puts them in a chair, runs out to the root cellar to get the toddler mush, and a visitor comes along and picks the toddler up out of the high chair! If the mush is set on an empty high chair, it is wasted - it can only be cleaned up, not eaten.

No it's not the Windows blue screen, My Sims 2 often blue screens. search up "sims 2 blue screen" for more details

I often get a Sims 2 blue screen too. Especially when using Alt-Tab to return to Sims 2 after doing something in another window (like I'm doing just now!). It's never bothered me as long as it returns to its proper screen after a few moments. I've just taken it to be the game finding its place again, after I've messed it up by leaving it while I do something else. (As if anything could be more important than The Sims!) If I say anything at it will be "Hurry up", or if I'm in a particularly good mood, "Please hurry up!" I think I get it more often when I've been using the "tab" camera.


"You really should have done that first, Andrew." What I just said to him, when I found him practicing chess in Milburn Pennybags's house, when he really needed the toilet.

Pointing at every single pixel still awake at 11 pm

"You, got to bed! Don't even stop for cookies or milk! Right now!"

"Stink cloud following you? Sure, brush your teeth, that'll raise your hygiene faster than any of the three tubs/showers in the house."

"Malcom, your toaster pastry is on fire. Stop making coffee!"
Shortly after that...
"Enjoy your burnt toast."