Willy Bum Bum (maybe NSFW?)

Taylor Swift - I knew you were trouble.. Can't believe some people can listen to it over and over again. Also anything Bieder and One Direction is not for my taste, but it's probably unfair to judge music based for children and younger people, since it seems to be funky to that generation.

I simply don't like country music, techno, house (and all those other similar genres), crazy frog song and those kind of "funny" tunes, anything hip hop that is all about ass and b*****s.. and I am not a big fan of singer songwriter tunes, but that's not because I find the music crap. Rather because I find it incredible boring at times. Basically it's hard for me to list songs, because there are so much I don't like out there..

Welcome to 2013 where pop artists lost any sense of style and lyrics don't matter!

To make matters worse, most of the girls in my school blast that music from their ipads and dance to it. And they see nothing wrong with it. Fuck "being degraded"--they degrade themselves. Stupid asses...

I feel like I'm the only person in the world that still likes Payphone.

Oh.mygod.

I'm only going to list the first three that come to mind, for the sake of my sanity. Even just listing these three puts me in danger of massive earworm damage that may last for days, or even weeks.

3. Friday, by Rebekah Black
2. We Are Young, by... whoever those new guys are.
1. These Eyes, by The Guess Who

Fortunately, I don't have to worry about catching Friday by accident, since it doesn't seem to get actual radio airtime.
The other two guarantee that my normally unathletic self will immediately make whatever spectacular diving leap is necessary to get to the radio's off button as quickly as possible!

Now I'm off to find something to listen to that will prevent these from getting in my head! I can feeeeel theeemmm.. ARRRGHH!!!

Do you literally mean that song? Oh dear. I assumed Big Sean's big giant idiotic tribute to the entire concept of ass was just a spectacularly awful song that everyone quickly forgot about last year. Didn't realise it was actually a hit.

Also, trivia: Big Sean was featured on a Kanye West song recently. These were the first lines in his verse on that:

Drop it to the floor
Make that ass shake
Woah, make the ground move, that’s an ass quake
Build a house up on it, that’s an ass state
Roll my blunt on it, that’s an ass tray...

...I think he might have a fixation here.

Do you mean Rudebox by Robbie Williams? I agree it is dreadful.

I can't think of specific songs at the moment, but I hate these artists:

5. Nicki Minaj-is she supposed to be a joke?
4. Ed Sheeran-just boring and overrated.
3. Bruno Mars-so soppy it makes me sick.
2. Florence and the Machine-Very overrated in my opinion
1. Lady Sovereign-Oh my ears! Like a female Dizzee Rascal but without Calvin Harris to rescue her.

Sorry but this is the shitty music thread, not the AWESOME music thread. :P

For content that 99% of people can agree on, however... you guys don't value your ears, right?

Red Solo Cup. Though it gets significantly more tolerable if you mentally replace "Solo" with "menstrual".

Yeah high five on that one. I must admit theres a personal issue here, he used to live in my area - what a dork. He nearly got beaten up, but that's another story.

lol no, that would be a different topic I think.
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This is swedish folk music called svensktop. Sad you don't understand the lyrics ... or perhaps just as good. "I thought angles existed in heaven, but that was before I met you"

1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzqRKmZiGI0

I listen to most music actually, but don't really like country and western either.

2:

3: Manowar. Stupid muscle guys, in horrible art with punch in the wrong places, too much makeup in all directions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np4mo3-2hAw

Anything from emo beiber, cry baby swift or lady man-ga

Nicki Minaj Stupid Hoe

That was Kayne West - Mercy. He definitely has a fixation. A lot of his lyrics are similar, which makes it a cliché.

Give Me Give Me That Good Love...
Ain't Nobody Gonna Love You Better...
Both were created in the soviet gulags to create brainwashed zombie soldiers!

Gangnam Style.

The Book is on the table.

And another one is a song I often hear when I pass a certain store. Not sure what the title was, but as far as I know, the lyrics only goes "What the fuck" (repeat a million times)

I don't know who it's by, but I think it's called "Girl give me that p***y"; it is AWFUL.

I've always thought Taylor Swift's songs are very generic sounding.

The worst song ever in the world is "The Cat Carol" by Meryn Cadell. It's a Christmas song, and if you have even a modicum of love for animals, it will scar you for life. I'm not kidding. I am about to fall down into tears and shiver while curled up in the fetal position just thinking about that song. Google it only with great caution and a box of Kleenex, and whatever you do, don't expose any small children to it.

The instrumental integrity of the song is alright, it's just the worst song ever in the world because it hurts a thousand times more than any song should ever be permitted to hurt.

Also, it ruins happy Christmas times and you can't dance to it.

I can't hear, but I read the lyrics.

You're right. I needed all the tissues I could get my hands on.

My God, this is years of therapy.

I apologize, I should have mentioned exposure to the song could result a great need for therapy. You send those bills to my house, I'll pay them when I pay my own Cat Carol Therapy bills.

*group hug*

I still think The Christmas Shoes is worse.

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