does link make you feel?

do you :
a.) want to smack him around for being so dumb
b.) like to hear him scream because its funny
c.) be his less annoying fairy because you get to be around him
d.) punch him because he an idiot
e.) keep him chained up in your closet
f.) seduce link
g.) lace his lonlon milk with vodka and then laugh at him as he gets drunk
h.) theaten to tell tingle link loves him if link doesn't give you a kiss
i.) kick him the groin and then wonder if he's anotically correct. (so i can't spell. XD)
j.) shake your head and say: dude, are you aesexual or something?
k.) introduce link to guns.
thats all for now. add on please!

c and h

b, e, f, g, h

hmm...maybe K... sounds like a fun time... or C