which games are you playing that don't have anything to do with sims 2?

i play super smash bros and here's my favourite:
"are you stupid because if you don't jump like right away you'll get hit on the acid (from samus level)"
"haha you didn't hit me (which character i have to fight with )"
'when is your time right to hit me ?"
"you should have avoid the pokemon monsters (from pikachu level)"
"i hate you, you stupid plane, don't you see i'm fighting to someone (from fox's level)"
"ha! that's what you get link from the bomb when you use the bomb instead of attacking me from something else "
'samus the time isn't Always right to shoot somebody since someone could be behind you or something "
"oh **** you fox when you take MY attack's to me while it was meant for you, i ******* hate you"
"ugh why do i fall all the time when i get more damage?"

yes that's what i'm saying all the time while playing super smash bros

Me when trying to play Smash:
"Yeah I suck at fighting games."
"Well at least I don't completely suck using Link."
"Throw the bomb away from you you stupid moron!"

Mario Kart:
"**** you blue shell, just go **** yourself!"

Been trying to play Forza Horizon (the first one because I'm poor) lately and this seems to be really common:
"There's always traffic where I need to be in a corner to maintain optimum speed."
"Did that car really need to be there?"

After trying Fallout 3 on PC:
"**** this game, all it does is crash. I'm going back to the 360 version."

Playing either Fallout 4 or GTA 5:
"Why am I even still playing this?"

GTA 5 specifically:
"Why do I even bother playing online? I'm too shy to talk to anyone else to do anything with, and can't do anything on my own."
"Oh look, another update that means nothing to me since I don't play with anyone."

Fallout 4 specifically:
"I've finished the main story in every possible way, finished basically all of the major quests, earned all base game achievements, built a settlement I'm sort of proud of, and have a pretty nice character that I like. I don't have the add-ons so why bother keep playing when there is basically nothing left?"

After playing Skyrim recently:
"Is that a flying horse?" Okay yeah, it is. Now I think I've seen everything in this game."

Basically every game I try and play anymore:
"I just can't win can I?"

When trying to play FreeSO on my own:
"I just can't play this when she isn't playing too."
"I wish she was online."

CIV6 - going for a religious victory but failing;

"Damn it Saladin! Stop spreading your religion! Or I'm gonna nuke Mecca and that'll show you..."

GTA5 - Switching between protagonists;

"And this one runs like a gorilla, and this one runs like a slug, the other runs like my crazy grandmother."

Project Cars 2 - In a race and getting into the 5th position;

"Good bye number 6, nobody wants your extra dip."

Skyrim - When I have to get to a quest location on top of a mountain;

"What is it with Bethesda and non-climbable mountains? Why call this place Skyrim and not Mountainworld Amusements?"

Skyrim - Anytime I fall/jump off a mountain;

"Woo-hoo!" (Sarcastic like in Blur - Song 2)

Miitopia:
*When fighting goblins of any sort*
(Singing) "I help those faces best I can, but you keep on leaving me some Goblin Ham" (Adventure Time reference crossed with the fact that defeating goblins drops some ham in this game)
*When a face flies off a Mii*
(Singing) I saw, I saw (your face) and WOW! (Hey Arnold reference)

Animal Crossing:
"Please slow down, I can't understand your accent and I took numerous languages classes for many years. Please repeat slowly and anunciate." (In all honesty, the voice engine even bedeviled my father, who only speaks English)

Harvest Moon Magical Melody:
"How inane that I got an award for doing absolutely nothing."

Sonic Forces:
*When escaping the Death Egg*
(In John Cleese's Narrator Voice) "There is a value to not flattening a hedgehog. You, however, have yet to master escaping an orbiting prison."

Super Mario Odyssey:
*Trying to reach the Cookatiel*
"Back in my day, when I was a little sprout, the greatest challenge was chopping the rope bridge, only to find Toad and he tells me to look for the Princess elsewhere." (My older half sister and I had an NES connected to a special monitor meant for the NES. I actually had bad hand-eye coordination and usually got killed by the Goomba at the start of World 1-1.)

me while playing super smash bros:

why i'm i still playing this ?

oh that's pretty handy of you trying to attack me with a bomb captain falcon while you hit yourself!

ugh Kirby don't chance into pikachu or captain falcon, you'll lose them when you fall or something

when is the ******* right time to hit me you stupid monsters

oh **** you fire while i try to attack a enemy with a hammer

oh no i'm in the only red team because someone doesn't have lives anymore
what i'm i gonna do now? because i'll feel weak now

oh oh i want that star so nobody can hit me

no don't take the pokemon ball you stupid enemy

when is the right time to say falcon punch huh? you stupid captain falcon

oh thank goodness i maked the enemy all and i made it, i never thought i would still be strong

Mmmmmm which character can i choose, oh yeah Kirby

me while playing powerpuff girls rescue from Townsville zoo:

stop crying alright because you scare everyone out

ugh why me? i hit the animals by accident

oh no the time is almost on/over

oh thank god i'm just on time :P


me while playing mahjong connect:

where is the same one huh?

oh no the time is ticking

why is the time still clicking while clicking on pause

oh no i will never found the same one's

oh no the game is over right now
oh well maybe i'll play it better next time

while playing fable 2:
"ok how is my character attractive?! he's the size of Henry VIII and has 35 STDs!"

While playing Minecraft:
"do the villagers look the same because they're inbred?"

me playing mario:

oh no don't touch a monster like goomba

ugh how dare you

now you don't have any lives so it's a game over right now thanks to you stupid mario

oh no the boss one (bowser) is one of the hardest to beat

While playing a number of different games, modern games at least:

why does this auto save? why can't i save manually?

why did that just save? i didn't want it to save there

oh great, that's dlc i have to pay for even though it already seems to be in the game

oh cool look at that, that looks really awesome... oh **** it's more dlc content

**** it i'm going back to older games

ahhh good old Zelda, nothing wrong with this at all!

oh **** you Water Temple!!

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has become a wealth of nutty phrases.

Baby Park:
"Is it me, or does the music get zanier and zanier every time I complete a lap?"

When I beat my ghost data:
"Wow, I shaved a few seconds off my best time. I tried..."

Cheese Land
"I can only imagine the height of summer here." (In reference to a cartoon titled "August in the city of Cheese")

Toad Harbor
"The trolley seems to be crowded."

When I reach a coin collection milestone:
"New content? I hope it's not stolen left baby shoes" (Watched way too much Adventure Time and Lilo & Stitch when I said this.)

Playing Universe Sandbox 2:

"What? No more labels on the Menehune dwarf planetary system? Must be a bug."

"Menehune...and it's moon Nightmarcher! Badass! And its artificial satellite, Nu'u!"

"Why is Cortascius leaking? Oh, that's right! It needs a magnetosphere!"

"Took me what, 7 tries to get this blasted planet to 98% Earth-like sustainability of an ecosphere? God got it right the first time! And I still can't even deduce if my magnetosphere is the correct set of parameters to shield from solar flare! How do I know my creations living there won't mutate at double the exponential rate of increase on Earth, thus their DNA becomes degenerate crap in only 200 years and they can't live to be older than 23? Anyone who says our world is an accident is willfully blind!"

"Rings...I'm not sure that's how they work..."

"Those continents look deplorable!"

"What? No Kepler 452b? I've been gypped!"

"Anton Petov sure makes this game look easy! Now if only he'd see a speech therapist about those excessive basicallys and essentiallys and actuallys in his narration!"

"Surface view of Earth in this game is worse than Space Engine! How am I supposed to test my theory about 2007 OR10 being the harbinger of 2 Peter 3, if I can't simulate a blood moon and the sun going black?"

"I was right! Without the Muellex, placing this many Earth-like planets next to each other is disaster waiting to happen! Guess the Stationery Voyagers' Inktacto star system will not be easy to replicate!"

"Xomia could take a while to get right. How do I make the atmosphere purple without making it toxic?"

"Mr. Owl...how many Jupiters does it take to blow up this custom star I just made?"

"Game...Y U no include Imperial units???"

DDR: Gives the finger on both hands when receiving a score I disagree with
2nd Son: How did that missile miss!?
GTA 5: STOP KILLING ME EVERYTIME I RESPAWN!!!!
TF2: How did that even? Is this a toy gun?
SSBB: Hahahaha, I'm a vet for 19 years, can't get me.
SR4: Why is that woman floating?
Bleach Brave Souls (Co-Op): Of course this idiot won't respawn.
PoGo: You gotta be kidding me that was an ultra ball.......

me while playing bingo in a monopoly way


girl can you slow down a little bit?

ugh dammit slow the f*ck down already because i can't follow the numbers

yes i win just on time

oh no i lose it, all the others players won

oh no it's not fair you stupid robot

oh wow i've got cool stuff in there

yes i have all 25 collections, that's cool

i play the other levels :P

Mario Kart 8/Deluxe online brings out/has brought out every expletive from me.

It seems Mario Kart 8/Deluxe seems to bring out the craziness in those of us who have played it.

Miitopia
*When grinding in the Sky Scraper*
Onward, men! When we get to the inn, it's cold salad and snake cooked in lemon butter! Tonight, we dine in the sky!

(Side note, the Greenhorne royal family of their insatiably hungry King and his daughter, the Princess, I usually make Eiji Aonuma the King and the royal love triangle is more of a Big Bang Theory reference.)

Either way, I let my crazy ideas provide commentary.

*When presented with a final choice*
Do I free him from his wretched form or do I give him a new one to atone for his sins? On one hand, giving him a second chance can help him, but given his ability to cast away his face and body, I shouldn't risk him doing this madness again.

(Most of the time, I release him. It was recently I allowed him to be reborn.)

me while playing songpop


NOOOO I DON'T UNDERSTAND SPANISH SONGS, WHY ME?!?!
UGH WHY DO I MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE

UGH I LOST IT, I LOST THE BATTLE "sight"

Stuff I say the most.

GTA V:

'This looks ridiculous, I like it' (tuning a car)
'Ugh..Stupid driving AI..'
'Don't you fucking dare to scratch my car!'
'Oh. Oopsie'

GTA IV:
'Oh yes'
'What the hell'
'How is this even freaking poss- ARE YOU KIDDING ME'
'Oh my goooooooood Niko your slow ass is gonna get us killed!'
'Told ya'
'Get in the- no not that one, get in- jesus christ.. this freaking car! What are you doing!?'

Sims:
'Alright, this going there, gonna do some of this.. aand wow this sucks'
'No'

And my all-time favorite which applies to any game:
'Oh no not this shit again'

me while drawning something when someone have to guest


OH NO I CAN'T DRAW, NO NOBODY CAN GUESS WHAT IT IS!
oh well i guess i ask them a question or i combinate my drawning

OH SOMEONE GUEST IT RIGHT, OMG YES!!

OH NO IS SOMEONE GIVING THIS ALL UP, NO MAN IT SUCKS

WAIT, WHAT IS SOMEONE DRAWNING?!?!

Fallout 3
While wandering/questing:
"No, don't do - WHY DID YOU DO THAT"
"No, don't kick [item] away, pick that up! I need that!"
"No, too far!"
"No, NPC, come back, I have to talk to you!"
"I said, jump! Ju - WHY THE [BLEEP] IS THERE A DELAY??????"
While running from an enemy:
"Where the [bleep] the sprint button when you need it most?!"
Upon character's death:
"You see, you would not be dead if you just listened to what I say. And I said to avoid death by [character's cause of death]."
"UGH" (more exasperated if it's been a while since I saved)
When frustrated to the point of quitting:
"Who the [bleep] programmed this game? I know nothing about making games and even I could do better than this."*shuts down game* *picks it back up several months later* *remembers why I put it down in the first place*

Honestly, I'm tempted to email Bethesda and ask them to revamp their older Fallout games. Hell, even updating the dialogue for Fallout 4 is enough - there are some pretty good one-liners from the older games that I think would be hilarious when voiced.

I keep feeling that I should participate in this thread, but I can't, because I'm *never* not playing Sims.

me while playing songpop

Mmmmm did i just recently got that lucky guess too?

UGH I KNEW THIS SONG AND YET I CLICKED ON THE WRONG GUESS!!

SHIT I LOSE THIS THING UGH DAMMIT

huh i got a tie?

me while playing 3D pinball


WAIT, WHAT? THIS IS A GAME OVER?
OH F*CK THIS MAN

IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO PLAY THIS GAME, NOW I FINALLY FOUND IT AND NOW I ALREADY LOST THE DAMN GAME

i slam at the table a couple of times after i played this game in like forever it feels like

me while playing World Of warcraft

Mmmmm how does everything work again?

oh wait i got it