Caitlin - crackers is an alternative word for crazy where I live. 'Crackers' being plural when used in that sense.
If you prefer - *is leading a crazy rebellion*

Haha, no, I like crackers rebellion. It has a certain ring to it.

OK then...
*sighs*
*is leading crackers rebellion*

If I were a boy I would work out.

If I were a boy I would be able to raise one eyebrow without looking like a prat.

*Is also unsure what prat means* This slang really gets me.

If I were a boy, I'd be all emo and have flippy hair.

Prat is the same as fool, moron, idiot etc. *is English and uses many daft expressions*

If I were a boy I'd crush on my French teacher. (all the guys do XD)

If I were a boy, I'd have a crush on...Well, every female teacher we have this year. Seems like all the guys do. I smell hormones.

*Is American and doesn't understand English slang, but very much enjoys the accents*

They do?

If I were a boy I would do disgusting stuff that *most* girls don't like/undrestand.

Altho when me and my friend were hangin out with the boys on Friday they started a burping competition and while my friend was goin: EWW I was like: How can u not find that funny? All the girls I know r like that. AM I A BOY or something???

*is English but kind of understands American slang*

If I were a boy I wouldn't crush on our headmisstress. *is scared of her*

Beata - Yeah, they'll take anything with two legs. And, no your not a guy, you just understand their inner workings better than most of us.

If I were a boy, I'm almost certain I'd be friends with my ex.

If I were a boy, I'd live in my room and play computer games all day with the curtains closed and the lights off.

Oh...wait...

If I were a boy, I think there are some other types of sites I'd be looking at.

If I were a boy I would do disturbing things for fun.

If I were a boy I would have more easy life than girls.

Like what sites...? *looks innocent*

If I were a boy, I would explain what sites to Vlad VERY LOUDLY. However, since I'm not, I will pretend I don't know.

*laughs at posts above*

Is that fish fingers I can smell????!!!!

If I were a girl, I'd be very ashamed if I heard that a boy was watching *those* sites. (why? girls watch them too, ya know )

Probably. *can smell bird poo*
If I were a boy I would have a less developed sense of smell*

*this is actually true. Look it up if you don't believe me.

Really? I didn't knew that.

Yes, it's true.

Anywho... If I were a girl, I would like to spend all my money on meaningless things like shoes, dresses and purses And make-up.