Luke, I thought you didnt like spam.

Luke, I'm about to start a new thread!

Lue, i like new threads!

Luke, your barbie is gay

Luke, why is 1000 post so important?

Luke, hug your barbie I made you

Luke...*hugs barbie*

Luke, give your barbie to vod or I kill you and feed you to her

luke their is an army of naked barbies behind you

Lue, I ahve stolen the BARBIE and will not return her until...my demands have been met.

luke everything feels weird since i changed my avatar

Luke, I shall not recognize you now/

Luke, I warned you *cracks luke's neck*

*lets Vampy have fun with his blood*

*calls police*
me> i think my freind had heart attack and is dead
operator> are you sure hes dead
me> ill go check
*stabbs luke three times with knife
luke> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
me>yes
operator> what was that screaming
me> what screaming
luke> AHHHHHHH
*stabs luke*
operator> that screaming
*hangs up*

Luke, lets play drawing with your blood! YAY!

Luke, we shall fingerpaint with your blood!

Luke, why are you on the floor crying??... baby

Luke, me sad...

Luke, don't be sad, get glad.

Luke, gladness!

Darth Vader: luke... luke luke luke lukie lukie lukie lukie luka luka luka luka

Luke: WHAT?

Darth Vader: HI *runs away*

Luke smells like Puke! Ha! Ha!

Luke, please get rid of my Child Studies doll. It's driving me off the wall.

Luke, why isn't Coco 100% cute? That's pretty disappointing.

Luke, I don't know... Coco was really confused...