*dies*

I AM in heaven.

*breaks out the shot glasses and vodka*

*gets the booze* Woohoo!

*turns on the music*

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*djs*

Whoo, I suck at this! yea!

I'll do the dj-ing then, if you suck at it soooo much XD

Back to the party:

U guys r wasted....

3 months later AND THE PARTY'S STILL ROCKIN'

*unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce*
*takes over the DJ booth*
*mix mix SCRATCH cut c-c-cut SCRATCH (Daft Punk playin')*

I enter the party.

* I start reading a novel, peacefully*
* 10 minutes later, I have a drink of juice, (hopefully it's not spiked.)
* I look at the many dead bodies on the floor when I get back from the juice bar, I poked one of them, the body moved!
* I continued reading my novel, (uninterrupted by the loud music.)

Wow, cool party...

"stands in line for sushi"

3 hours later

THERES TOO MANY DAMN PEOPLE HERE!!!

"goes to bar and orders a shot of Vodka"
"Sits thoughtfully"
"leaves to go to his girlfriend's house for dinner"

This party is empty!
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance

Where's my damn vodka?! I want Gorbatschov! *Drinks, pukes, sleeps 3 min. dances, drinks, pukes etc.* Wait.. where is everybody?

(.Y.) sexy like meh! OO
''''''

brings 3 stripers and gets a mouthfull of pepsi,then lays on a couch ,openes a bottle of shampaine and spills it into geroge16s face

Gets some Absolut, then guzzles it down.
10 units later...
Flirts with anyone....

Breaks the bottle of Tequila then screams loud "I'M DRUNK!". After that he passes out.

*runs round shirtless*

Gonna get my BBgun to my room

Dies.
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

*walks in*
"Fergus is here, b*tches!"
*Goes straight for the alcohol*
*Mixes all the booze; especially the vodka and tequila and pretty much everything on offer into an oversized cup*
*Dances around with everyone and slut-drops multiple times before filling up my glass with another oddly coloured cocktail*
*Starts pole dancing*
Sober Fergus can deal with all the embarrasment after the party is over...

*twerks*

*Takes off hat*
* Screams "I love soil" *
*Passes out*

And hello there. I have apparently been drunk for months on end

*Chugs box wine* Where did everyone go?