Luke, it's a boy. I'm thinking of naming him Rummard, for all the alcohol I drank at the sexy party. What do you think?

Luke, I like that name, i recommend you use it. Or name it Bo.

Luke, I think we should go with Bo, because it's a nice name.

Luke, My sister almost named her son Bo, the full first name was entirely Bo, but she changed her mind... She was obessed with Rednecks.

Luke, don't you think that's a good idea?

Luke, my toaster is on fire.

Luke, I love you.

Luke, I hate you.

Luke, wanna feel the baby kicking?

Luke, Not that hard!

Luke... do I look too fat?

Luke, How do you lose weight?

Luke, my gut shouldn't have expanded this far. Do you think the inTEENimater was used on me?

Luke, I seriously want to ask you how you can stand all these Nintendorks asking all these questions to you and everything these weirdos say!

Luke,let's kill them all!

Luke, I am your Doctor, I'm sorry but you have 10 seconds until your hand is cut off

Luke, your mother is very stupid!

Corrie!!! You're here!!! I missed you...

Luke, I am your guardian *slices head off*

*laughs at Lews quote thing* Luke, I am here to kill you *slices Luke into pieces*

*laughs even harder* Luke, are YOU dating Jar Jar?

Luke I am your father and never potty trained you *looks at puddle on floor*.....

Luke I am your Emperor, ready for a volt of good ole electricity??

Luke..I am what I am..and that's all that I am....

OMG IT'S A RENO! *stares at SC's avi*

Luke, I am your father. And as your father, it is my responsibility to teach you the facts of life. Now there are lightsabers and there are-

Dad? Can you just kill me already?