*pokes Vlad*
If I were a boy I would be very stereotypical. I personally am female but do not spend all of my money on shoes, dresses or purses. Some of it goes on make up but most goes on chocolate, actually.

EDIT on post 75: And chocolate

*re-starts rebellion*

You dare to say chocolate is a meaningless thing?! *hits Vlad with broomstick*

*Glares at the word 'meaningless' in post 75*

If I were a boy I would play football all the time. *rolls eyes*

*roundhouse kick* Die, you evil monstrosity! And the broomstick, too!

Guilty...

If I were a boy I would be, like, THE best at sports.

*rolls eyes at football thing* now football can be called a meaningless thing...
*dodges Vlad's roundhouse kick*
*declares war on Vlad*

*goes on candy's girl side*

Now football is not meaningless. It's a manly display of athletic abilities and strategy.

I dont think football is meaningless but for flipping gods sake do these ppl even eat?

*agrees*
*can only fight with one hand because the other is bandaged up*

From wat?

*has somehow ripped half of her nail off one finger and another has broken, so I bandaged them together*

lol

If I were a boy I would have an older sis and peek in the bathroom when she's inside.

*is embarrased for older sister* ewwwwww.

If I were a boy I'd be part of the T.I.S.H gang in this town. *shudders at the thought of them*

If I were a boy I would have a simpler life.

What do you mean?

Like, I sit on the slope of the football pitch, gossiping with my friends and eating my lunch all break, and never see those boys eating, going to the loo or anything just playing football every break all the time non-stop. I understand having a sport people love, but hey, that's just over the top.

*agrees*
The boy I like never seems to eat, every lunchtime he just walks around with his friends and then goes off to play football. I should know, I keep him under constant surveillance :lovestruc and I mean CONSTANT.

If I were a boy, I'd go around flaunting muscles I didn't have while my voice cracked mid-sentence.

*And geez, I go to school and come home and the posts on this have like, multiplied by 11dee7.*

*laughs*
*has figured out image code *

It's called commitment

"If I am not a girl, I will want to be."

If I was a girl, I'd congratulate candiiee for figuring out the image code thingy. But, since I'm not a girl...