If I were a girl/boy....
 

I just thought this might be interesting...
Complete the sentence: If I were a girl/boy (depending on who u r)...

Now, before u guys say: 'If I were a girl I would wear high heels everyday!'
Im just warnin u that u would have more blisters than u would have space for them

Soz I can't start, I need some inspiration, my mind is blank. (i didn't have maths 2day )

If I were a boy I'd probably be a moron.

YAY! WHAT INSPIRATION!

Yes, if I were a boy I would probably be a moron

*is insulted*
If I were a girl, I would act like a b*tch!

If I were a boy I would be called Zachariah. (true).

EDIT: Oi! *pokes Vlad*

*is poked* *pulles candiiee's hair, girly style*

*hates it when people pull her hair* *hits Vlad with the broomstick* If I were a boy I would punch Vlad.

If I were a girl, I'd start crying when candiiee hit me with the broomstick. Since I'm a manly man... I just shed a tear and don't fight back... yet.

If I were a boy I wouldn't be sympathetic about Vlad shedding a tear.

Actually, really manly guys are sympathetic towards each other, ya know. Or so I've heard.

If I were a boy I would apparently be sympathetic if I was very manly.

If I were a girl... I would, like, totally be a guy-magnet. Totally!

If I were a boy I wouldn't cry like a girl

*pokes Vlad* not with me around you wouldn't! (yeah, in my sweet little dreams)
If I were a boy my voice would have gone squeaky by now.

If I were a girl... I would have really hairy legs (which I already have)

If I were a boy I'd be a total scumbag.

If I were a boy I would be hairy in the weirdest places EVER!

If I were a boy I'd be teased about my name, which would be Zachariah.

If I were a boy, I'd probably be gay.

I hear ya on that one!

If you were a boy and your name would be Zachariah, I'd tease you.

If I wear a boy, I wouldn't understand girl stuff.

If I were a boy and my name was Zachariah and Vlad teased me, I'd pick a fight with him.

If candiie were a boy, and his/her name would be Zachariah, and I'd tease him/her, and he/she would pick a fight with me, I'd fight back, 'cause I'd be fighting a boy, not a girl.

If I were a boy and my name were Zachariah and Vlad teased me and I picked a fight with him and he fought back, I'd win because I would have the broomstick.