He immediately rushed her into the men's room - thankful that nobody else was there!

Candi: "The men's room? I'm not that easy, sleaze bag!"

Denny: "Relax! If I wanted that, I would've suggested it sooner! Nobody will think to look for us here!"

Candi: (sarcastically) "Well that's reassuring!"



Denny: "Ye of little faith! Look!"

He gazed into the mirror, where there reflected the image off the ceiling. One tile didn't match the other tiles!

Denny: "That's the service area! I'll help you get up there, and you can hide! This is a strong Meethlite event!"

Candi: "How do you know all this?"

Denny: "Tammy Hamstrin from Stolly's doesn't know it; but not all the funding for her 190-minute condom commercial going on right now in the Walben's Auditorium** was funded by taxpayers!

The Meethlites, in their quest to rule the world, have a very vested interest in the corruption of American youth!"



Candi: "Denny, what are you doing here?"

Denny: "Use the escape hatch! I'll sneak around with my car and take you to your house! We can talk more later! Then…well…I can explain myself to you better!"



Denny: "And for cad sakes, lose the glasses! You're not Clark Kent!"

Candi still wasn't sure whether to trust this strange man or not, but once again, with no phantom screams in her ear, she was certain it was worthwhile.



Candi couldn't believe she was putting faith in this man. She had only met him a minute ago! Still, as much as he seemed to know, and as much as he wished to help her; what could be so bad about him?

Conventional wisdom told her not to wait for his car - that it was a trap! But something else in her told her to keep trusting him.


** The Walben's Auditorium is a parody of the Williams Auditorium at Ferris State University. The speaker and event mentioned are a reference to the Fall 2006 visit of former Playboy affiliate Rebecca Armstrong to the Williams Auditorium, to lecture about life with AIDS to students.